This little group of words appeard on the EU.Playstation forum one saturday morning, by request it has been posted here, thanks for the comments from all who's posted in reply on there.. so without much more further ado, i present to all users of this blog with a special one off verse added just for this Blog..
ODE TO A RA:
Its midday when i awake
PS3's still on "oh great"
I fell asleep in front of it
in hub i thinks where i left it.
A user there in front of me
trying hard to talk to me
because i havent answerd him
he gets quite rude and calls me him
he asked me twice if i like sex
he asks again "do you like sex"
then he says i am a bum
and that he wants to do my mum.
I stand infront of him quite quiet
laughing hard its such a riot
to see this fool in front of me
im laughing still i need a wee
are you gay he says to me
you girl in home so you must be
a guy that likes to be a girl
so friends you make in such a whirl
Im not a man my point you see
we are all what we want to be
a boy a girl who really it doesnt scare
as long as friends you make are there
Oh my god here comes another
does he want to do my mother
no he stops and says to him
where you from im full of gin
had a night out on the razzle
come back in home to cause some trouble
i still standing there so very quiet
Home is such a flippin riot
--x--
Who's this bint do you know her
you look nice you shave your fur
lick my nuts you silly moo
Bloody hell he's full of Poo
--x--
The friends ive met since ive been here
are stretched a far to some quite near
i hope one day we all can meet
throw a party that cant be beat.
I hope to see you guys quite soon
until that time lets make some room
for the RA in square and hub
just let them have their little rub.
Hello everyone!
I have recently updated my own custom made PS3 Theme, and now I'm gonna give you the chance to test drive it, and try it out for yourself! I hope you will like it!!!
Click on the preview image, to take a closer look.
You can Download my Theme HERE!!!
Sunday, 3 May 2009
Managed to get on Home for a few hours last night all in the knowledge I was on an egg-timer. Was so sad to see my 'new' refurb die slow painfully. I mean 2 days! I have an 80GB refurb on its way now, comes Wednesday (can't wait to see the exact same delivery man, he's the one delivered every refurb I have had/yet)
So took a few photos of the dodgy PS3. Firstly a dusty hardrive, then saw some pixie dust on the screen. Crashes randomly (a LOT). And finally the best thing, some The Ring inspired goings on.....
A lot has happened since I last left, it's been a simple and boring month but now it' finally over...That said...
I'm BACK!!!!!!!!
EDIT RISHI-O:
YEHIA it's good that your back buddy, we all missed you!
HI5 from us all!!!
Meet my new HERO ROB, he gave people more than 2000 HI5's in 45 minutes! ENJOY!
Saturday, 2 May 2009
SanjeevBlitz of the dutch Playstation forum and me, decided to give a party in HOME.
The theme of the party was; HI5.
Why this theme you might ask? Well SanjeevBlitz is the creator of the HI5 on Home and on Killzone 2, he's a member of the PSF clan, the clan for dutch Moderators and dutch forum members. With a little help from dutch moderator aka_Nero, SanjeevBlitz has made the HI5 the hottest word on Home and Killzone 2! During the night, we had to move the party on the roof, soon after that dutch moderator markaveli81 joined us an showed us his party animal moves! Here is a photo-impression of the events that took place:
The beginning, dutch MVP forkless quickly joined the party
jeffkeuh had some questions
RISHI-O loves free stuff
SanjeevBlitz was trying to impress the ladies
No comment needed!
Ohlala!
I hope you like a man in uniform?
Godfather SanjeevBlitz
A tribute to our favorite moderator aka_Nero
CONTINUE TO PART 2 !!!
The theme of the party was; HI5.
Why this theme you might ask? Well SanjeevBlitz is the creator of the HI5 on Home and on Killzone 2, he's a member of the PSF clan, the clan for dutch Moderators and dutch forum members. With a little help from dutch moderator aka_Nero, SanjeevBlitz has made the HI5 the hottest word on Home and Killzone 2! During the night, we had to move the party on the roof, soon after that dutch moderator markaveli81 joined us an showed us his party animal moves! Here is a photo-impression of the events that took place:
The beginning, dutch MVP forkless quickly joined the party
jeffkeuh had some questions
RISHI-O loves free stuff
SanjeevBlitz was trying to impress the ladies
No comment needed!
Ohlala!
I hope you like a man in uniform?
Godfather SanjeevBlitz
A tribute to our favorite moderator aka_NeroCONTINUE TO PART 2 !!!
This is PART 2 of "SanjeevBlitz and RISHI-O's HI5 Party!"
The party had to be moved onto the roof
dutch moderator markaveli81 showing off his dancemoves
english MVP Carla_Birch joined us late in the night
RISHI-O's lovely bodyguards; Born_from_a_wish and BluSwirl
The roof,the roof is on fire...
...we dont need no water...
jellyhead26 and Xx-Sugar-xX love cheese!
Wip3outs Ahhhrrrr Matey, shiver me timbers
I would like to thank you all for making this party such a great succes!
Many thanks to you all:
SanjeevBlitz, forkless, Yehia18, Godsgift1888, hybrid-leader, jeffkeuh, Wip3outs, Chris_D, ivancjm, cain1974, satuli, Beany84, Pongo86, Carla_Birch, jellyhead26, Xx-Sugar-xX, Born_from_a_wish, markaveli81, Kitty-Wali, BluSwirl
BACK TO PART 1 !!!
The party had to be moved onto the roof
dutch moderator markaveli81 showing off his dancemoves
english MVP Carla_Birch joined us late in the night
RISHI-O's lovely bodyguards; Born_from_a_wish and BluSwirl
The roof,the roof is on fire...
...we dont need no water...
jellyhead26 and Xx-Sugar-xX love cheese!
Wip3outs Ahhhrrrr Matey, shiver me timbers
I would like to thank you all for making this party such a great succes!Many thanks to you all:
SanjeevBlitz, forkless, Yehia18, Godsgift1888, hybrid-leader, jeffkeuh, Wip3outs, Chris_D, ivancjm, cain1974, satuli, Beany84, Pongo86, Carla_Birch, jellyhead26, Xx-Sugar-xX, Born_from_a_wish, markaveli81, Kitty-Wali, BluSwirl
BACK TO PART 1 !!!
The refurb PS3 has packed in AGAIN!!! This time the graphics chip is faulty. Tested on 2 TV's, same thing. milnerant is not happy, rant-man has returned.
Friday, 1 May 2009
This is a BREAKING NEWS story, brought to you by the Playstation Home Blog:
There seem to be unconfirmed rumors, of milnerant getting his PS3 back from Sony!
So far none of this has been confirmed officially, we will continue to keep you up to date with the latest news concerning this major event.
UPDATE (19.20 Dutch Time):
An anonymous source is claiming that he spoke to Milnerant on MSN, and he seems to have said that his PS3 has arrived. More will follow...
UPDATE (19.25 Dutch Time):
Reporter RISHI-O has confirmed and has spoken to Milnerant, who has now officially confirmed earlier rumors are TRUE!
UPDATE (19.28 Dutch Time):
Milnerant has said he is very happy and can not stop jumping from happiness.
UPDATE (19.35 Dutch Time):
Unpacking the PS3 seems to be a pain in the ass, bubblewrap and sticky tape are so far not helping........Sabotage by the Sony Repair team, seems to be the blame!
UPDATE (19.40 Dutch Time):
Sony have officially confirmed the arrival of Milnerants PS3, on the packaging question, Sony thus far had no comment.
UPDATE (19.41 Dutch Time):
Open heart surgery has begun, milnerants PS3 will have to get a Harddisk Drive Transplantation............further statements will take place in due time!
UPDATE (19.42 Dutch Time):
Bubble wrap and sticky tape manafucturer has made the following comment on an emergency press conference:
"We are happy the hear Mr. Milnerant has finally received his PS3 from Sony. But we will not be held responsible for any damage or unpleasantness caused by Sony's NOOBLIKE use of their packaging products. We wish Mr. Milnerant a happy future and we wish him lots of luck playing on his PS3!"
UPDATE (19.49 Dutch Time):
Surgeons have confirmed the Harddisk Drive Transplantation was a success! The patient has been moved to Intensive Care, and is awaiting System Recovery and restore.
The only thing we can do now is Hope and Pray that the patient treatment has been a complete succes.
UPDATE (19.55 Dutch Time):
PS3 seems operational, downloading firmware...........and recovering items.
UPDATE (19.56 Dutch Time):
Sony has released a statement, which says that Sony feels the packaging has met all requirements regarding the standard procedures, Sony can not be bothered that NOOBS like milnerant can't even open a simple package, without it taking so much time! It took him more than 15 minutes to open the box, a normal person would have done it in about 2 minutes!
UPDATE (19.58 Dutch Time):
The world media has now thought up a new name for this whole matter:
From now on this will be referred to as; "Bubble-Wrap and Sticky Tape-GATE"
UPDATE (20.01 Dutch Time):
Milnerant is starting to get Congratulations from all over the world!
Reporter RISHI-O has personally congratulated milnerant, saying the following:
"This is not only a good day for milnerant, but it's a good day for HOME and the entire Playstation Community! We are so happy for Milnerant, and we all hope he will have a good time enjoying his PS3!"
NEWS JUST IN!!!
UPDATE (19.12 UK Time):
Seems the heart transplant went ok, however there are issues with the brain remembering its PSN details. There is an error message when attempting sign-up/existing user. This has caused me (milnerant) intense shock. :o
UPDATE (19.15 UK Time):
In desperationg, I am now restoring the hard drive data from the external patient. However this process is longer than imagined. It is now 19:25 UK time, and currently 31% success rate. Outlook is too early to tell. More info on that soon.
UPDATE (19.20 UK Time):
Seems The President has been attempting to congratulate me, however due to excitement issues, the call had to be held over to my secretary answer machine. Im expecting the queen to phone next giving me the official title "Sir Red Bull : milnerant"
I am still currently trying to remain unshocked at the error message horror. I can only assume I have been banned. This is what PSN does to you, paranoia!
UPDATE (19.28 UK Time):
miln is currently praying towards the psp as a saviour to YLOD victims. If the operation is not successful this will be going to Watchdog and also Trading Standards, and also Amazon maybe getting involved (this is in extreme measures, which I can only be in favor of, as I am A WINNER!)
Tuesday, 28 April 2009
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